asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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essence of beauty: lisa bonet

bceky:

see ya later

squidinator

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jayde sproutingflower thinks i have “emjoi problem” wtf

jayde sproutingflower thinks i have “emjoi problem” wtf

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boy: mm what are you wearing?
me: four inch little brown Bebe shoes
mom: 29 DOLLARS!!!!!!!